Football Player: The 32 teams by ranking at the 2022 Qatar FIFA World Cup

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With all 32 participants at the 2022 World Cup now finalised, we can now begin everyone's favourite debate - who's going to win the whole thing?

Will England finally bring football home? Will France become the first team to win back-to-back World Cups since Brazil in 1962? Who will be this year's dark horses to keep an eye out for in the office sweepstakes?

Here are all 32 teams heading to Qatar - ranked on their chances of going all the way.

32. Saudi Arabia

Strength: Iconic kit colours Weakness: They can't just import Newcastle's team to use like it's an online FM save

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31. Qatar

Strength: They're the hosts

Weakness: They're Qatar

'Let's give it up for Qatar in their debut World Cup performance!'

30. Australia

Strength: They tend to do well at sporting world championships Weakness: This isn't one of those sports Looks like it's going to be a bad day, mate!!! Is this mic on?

29. Costa Rica

Strength: Coolest country name Weakness: Apparently Bryan Ruiz is still knocking around? What's that all about? I'm not saying Costa Rica's team isn't as good as that which so nearly reached the semi-finals in 2014, but three of the members from their most recent squad don't have Wikipedia pages.

28. Tunisia
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Strength: Prolific World Cup participants Weakness: Prolific World Cup group stage fodder Tunisia have won just two of their 15 World Cup games as an independent nation. Godspeed to the Eagles of Carthage.

27. Iran

Strength: Roly poly throw-ins Weakness: Arsene Wenger's bloodthirsty desire eliminate throw-ins Here's hoping Iran are remembered more for their football at this World Cup considering they were actually quite good at the last one.

26. Cameroon

Strength: Rigobert Song will be in the dugout Weakness: Infamous Tottenham duo Georges-Kevin Nkoudou and Clinton N'Jie will be on the pitch Reckon Samuel Eto'o fancies coming out of retirement for a few weeks?

25. Morocco

Strength: Adel Taarabt's legacy Weakness: Hakim Ziyech's feud with head coach Vahid Halilhodzic Does everyone have their Queens Park Rangers 2010/11 season reviews ready to watch? Morocco are going to need some good ol' fashioned 'streets won't forget'-ball to stand a chance.

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24. USA

Strength: None

Weakness: Many

The United States should probably treat this tournament as a prelude to the World Cup on home soil in 2026. Doesn't mean they should try and tank for a better draft pick here, mind.

23. Canada

Strength: Like USA, but nicer Weakness: Paul Stalteri is retired Alphonso Davies and Jonathan David have some heavy lifting to do, but Canada are worthy of their spot at their first World Cup since 1986.22. Ghana

22. Ghana

Strength: They'll have revenge on their mind Weakness: Won just one of 10 games in 2022 so good luck with that Ghana vs Uruguay is on December 2. Book that day off for all the content.

21. Ecuador

Strength: Emerged from a decent CONMEBOL qualifying group Weakness: They're still relying on Enner Valencia If you're looking for a dark horse, then Ecuador could be the team for you - they gave Brazil and Argentina a rough ride in qualifying.

20. Wales

Strength: The best anthem at the tournament Weakness: This isn't Eurovision Wales qualify for their first World Cup in generations and obviously they have to play their closest neighbours.

19. South Korea

Strength: Son Heung-min Weakness: Criticisms from Son Heung-min's father Everyone desperately need to see Son Woong-jung as a pundit for this tournament.

18. Poland

Strength: Robert Lewandowski scores lots of goals Weakness: Poland concede lots of goals To paraphrase the great Michael Owen, if Poland don't score goals then they probably won't win.

17. Japan

Strength: The undivided loyalty of everyone associated with Celtic Weakness: The undivided hatred of everyone associated with Rangers Kyogo Furuhashi, don't blow your chance to become a World Cup cult icon.

16. Switzerland

Strength: Their flag is a big plus!!! Weakness: You're not getting a weakness until you laugh at my joke Switzerland are ranked 16th because they're the most round-of-16 team ever.

15. Mexico

Strength: Arjen Robben isn't knocking around anymore Weakness: They're still destined for a last-16 exit Mexico are just the North American Switzerland with seven successive last-16 eliminations to their name.

14. Serbia

Strength: Mitro's on fire Weakness: Football's played on land [To the tune of Gala's 'Freed from Desire'] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na- you get the idea with that.

13. Uruguay

Strength: Luis Suarez might scare the daylights out of Ghana Weakness: He's 35 Uruguay have won six and drawn one of their seven games so far this year. No need to check who they were playing, I can assure you they were the very best opponents out there.

12. Senegal

Strength: Champions of Africa

Weakness: Lasers won't save them this time

Do you think Mohamed Salah will be at home cheering on Sadio Mane to lead Senegal to World Cup glory? Me neither.

11. Croatia

Strength: Not many other sides can boast a Ballon d'Or winner Weakness: Get over it lads that was four years ago Croatia head into the tournament as the reigning runners-up. Is that an expression? Can we make it one?

10. Denmark

Strength: Actually very good Weakness: They've lost their 'dark horse' status after actually becoming very good If you ask me - someone who covers Brentford, who have plenty of Danish players - Denmark don't have enough representatives from Brentford in their team. It will ultimately be their downfall.

9. Netherlands

Strength: This is Louis van Gaal's Oranje army Weakness: This is Louis van Gaal's Oranje army Do you really trust a team with Wout Weghorst and Vincent Janssen in their squad to score goals?

8. Belgium

Strength: A core featuring Jan Vertonghen, Toby Alderweireld, Axel Witsel and Eden Hazard Weakness: Father time Belgium are still clinging onto their 'golden generation' the way a mid-table Premier League footballer clings onto their last locks of hair before getting a transplant.

7. Portugal

Strength: You always have a chance with Cristiano Ronaldo in your team Weakness: That worked so well for Manchester United Any danger of using all of your amazing attacking options to play at the very least not terrible attacking football, Fernando Santos?

6. Spain

Strength: An immense number of technically gifted players Weakness: Everyone bar Ansu Fati and Ferran Torres has 60 pace on FIFA Ok, now we're down to the serious contenders. Luis Enrique has largely succeeded in making Spain a half-decent team to watch again. Will that translate to tangible success?

5. Germany

Strength: They're literally Germany Weakness: They were rubbish at their last two tournaments Hansi Flick's Germany look rather formidable and are decent bets to make a deep run at the World Cup again. Their lack of a centre-forward top could hinder them - it might be worth giving Miroslav Klose a bell.

4. England

Strength: This is an England-based site and I can place England however high I want Weakness: The Welsh and Irish editors England were probably going to rank in the top three until they lost 4-0 at home to *checks notes* Hungary. The Three Lions have a great track record at recent tournaments and that should serve them well, but there remain question marks over the ability to kill important games against teams on their level.

3. Brazil

Strength: It's in Brazil's DNA to win this competition Weakness: The possibility of Neymar attending a birthday party during the knockout stages Richarlison is a good player but it is funny that the most decorated team in international football start an Everton player up front. But anyway, the Selecao have one of the strongest cores possible and that should help free their attackers to do their thing.

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2. France

Strength: Reigning champions Weakness: The reigning champions' curse

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Italy won in 2006, out in the groups in 2010. Spain won in 2010, out in the groups in 2014. Germany won in 2014, out in the groups in 2018. Your move, France. Didier Deschamps' men have stumbled recently, but Kylian Mbappe's ability to turn a match on its head instantly will be their get-out-of-jail-free card.

1. Argentina

Strength: Their captain is the third-greatest player of all time (listen, I didn't make that list, take it up with Jack Gallagher)

Weakness: Do the pre-tournament favourites ever usually win?

Argentina have looked formidable in the last couple of years, and Lionel Messi will have his eyes firmly set on finally leading his country to World Cup glory. This is probably the most balanced Albiceleste team he's played on.

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Date: 7/7/2022

Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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